Thursday, July 30, 2009

Rake rhymes with snake.

The world according to me in my current state of psychotic craziness and lack of sleep. BEWARE: CONTENTS MAY BE UNCANNILY RANDOM AND SLIGHTLY STRANGE. If you don't care, read on. If you do care, kindly guide your mouse to the little 'x' on your window and pat yourself on the back for remaining normal while still being in association with me.

If I ever have a website, I will not have 'Next' and 'Previous' buttons, but 'To' and 'Fro'
I Broke a plastic fork in half the long way this week completely by accident and that's just cool.
Five days can be a VERY long time.
The shift key on my keyboard sticks annoyingly because I spilled root beer on it a few weeks ago.
I re-rolled my ankle 2 times this week.
Levi Buhl can sing whether he thinks so or not because I totally heard him singing in the shower so ha! He also gives a wicked addicting back massage and loves to sleep on top of you if you sleep next to him. Memorable quote #1 "All those guys sitting around my sister are starting to piss me off."
Travis Buhl has amazing musical talents and all the girls in my ward love him. (Especially Kara.) Ha ha. He can pull off pretty much any pair of sunglasses and any hat that he wants. And he owes me ten bucks. ;) Memorable quote #1 "I am a slut with money."
Ashlyn Buhl is a hottie who caught pretty much every guy in my ward's attention and all the girls loved her because she is practically made of good-smelling awesome powder. Memorable quote #1 "What did you use?! Nail polish??"
Aunt Angie is a spectacular photographer (even if she does make me go into a sea of prickly plants to get a good shot.) ;) I'm just kidding, you do take great pictures, I'm just hard to work with. I never smile, what can I say? And it's not like we could have stopped the rain. You rock.
I can still take James down if he puts me up to it like he did on Tuesday night. Once a little brother, always a little brother regardless of size. Oh, and give back Eegah you big meanie!
I can hold my tongue when someone is making fun of people I care about and still make my point.
Drunk Korean ladies can be very modivational.
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes you just want words too.
Acai and pineapple juice put together is revolting. Just stick with 'Naked green machine.'
I actually can sing in front of people sometimes. Shhhh don't tell anyone!
Mom is a goose who sometimes deletes pictures, but it's ok cuz she has tons of other great talents that compensate for her few tiny flaws. If she were perfect, we might not love her the same cuz we would just be angrily jealous all the time and that is bad.
I just attended my last high school registration ever! Muahahaha!
Me and Mel are still completely different from everyone at our school!!! Yes! (This was made apparent this morning at registration when we were being our freaky selves and people were staring. Bahaha. Love it.)
Malena can be nice to people she may or may not have made cry by hitting them with a bag of candy.
My life is really...... exciting......
Much Love!!

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